Post by crazysims0 on Oct 14, 2006 18:16:42 GMT -5
Through generations of the Killer family (my family) have tales been passed down. Such tales that have not been written down...But have now reached my ears. Get ready for some tales to tell...
Of Whom That Traveler Must Be-A Killer Original True Tale!
...Down the country road of the small Asgarnian Kingdom set foot a lone traveler, traveling through the world they call Runescape, despite the foul weather in these parts. He was named Destimeriaz Killer, the first of many Killer travelers whom have decided to travel in these parts. His eyes lit up, seeing the famous Asgarnian farm, best butter & cheese products in the world. Destimeriaz, or Dest for short, quickened his slow pace, making it to the double-doors of the farm. But what happened next, was unexpected to Dest.
...A young madam who did not fit the profile of the farmer's wife, Mrs. Hasta, whom he had heard about many times, opened up the door before he had the time to knock. Unlike how Mrs. Hasta would have done, the young lady snapped at Dest. "Who dares to disturb the Hasta family in a desperate state? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Dest was stunned. Shakily, he bowed and stammered,"I am Destimeriaz Killer, only but a lone and hungry traveler, wishing to meet many people in the Asgarnian Kingdom before moving on to places like Taverly, and beyond. What may this desperate devastation be, that you have just m-mentioned?" He had managed to hide much of his fear, but not all of it. Just by a little, the young madam softened. "Destimiarez, please come in. The devestation in which I spoke of...Well, I shall let Mrs....Errr, Miss Hasta explain." Dest was baffeled, but came in and sat in a chair close to the crackling fireplace, which then Miss Hasta sat by. The young lady who had answered the door stood close to Miss Hasta, helping her prepare for a story to tell.
Now, Destemiarez was my great x9 grandfather. This was the story of how he got married to Leani Hasta. The tale is too long to explain right here...Right now, at least.
*Throws cape back, making a loud noise.*
We will meet again, young idiotic reader!
*Disappears in a cloud of dust, creating you to cough.*
Of Whom That Traveler Must Be-A Killer Original True Tale!
...Down the country road of the small Asgarnian Kingdom set foot a lone traveler, traveling through the world they call Runescape, despite the foul weather in these parts. He was named Destimeriaz Killer, the first of many Killer travelers whom have decided to travel in these parts. His eyes lit up, seeing the famous Asgarnian farm, best butter & cheese products in the world. Destimeriaz, or Dest for short, quickened his slow pace, making it to the double-doors of the farm. But what happened next, was unexpected to Dest.
...A young madam who did not fit the profile of the farmer's wife, Mrs. Hasta, whom he had heard about many times, opened up the door before he had the time to knock. Unlike how Mrs. Hasta would have done, the young lady snapped at Dest. "Who dares to disturb the Hasta family in a desperate state? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Dest was stunned. Shakily, he bowed and stammered,"I am Destimeriaz Killer, only but a lone and hungry traveler, wishing to meet many people in the Asgarnian Kingdom before moving on to places like Taverly, and beyond. What may this desperate devastation be, that you have just m-mentioned?" He had managed to hide much of his fear, but not all of it. Just by a little, the young madam softened. "Destimiarez, please come in. The devestation in which I spoke of...Well, I shall let Mrs....Errr, Miss Hasta explain." Dest was baffeled, but came in and sat in a chair close to the crackling fireplace, which then Miss Hasta sat by. The young lady who had answered the door stood close to Miss Hasta, helping her prepare for a story to tell.
Now, Destemiarez was my great x9 grandfather. This was the story of how he got married to Leani Hasta. The tale is too long to explain right here...Right now, at least.
*Throws cape back, making a loud noise.*
We will meet again, young idiotic reader!
*Disappears in a cloud of dust, creating you to cough.*
